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Have you ever noticed how dogs look guilty when they're pooping?



Wouldn't it be wonderful to watch a big breasted Riverdance girl perform without a bra on?



Wouldn't it be messed up if you got someone in bed and then realized that it wasn't underwear they had on, but a pubic hair pattern that looked like underwear?

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Babaganoosh
04:07 Oct 29 2008

Uhm....Eek! :p

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sPerAnZa
13:41 Oct 29 2008

....Mmhmm.

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birra
16:00 Oct 29 2008

Yeah...



OH YEAH...



and.. o.O

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I've been accepted into the House La Bella Oscuridad.



Major awesomeness. Thank you guys!

Level 5 finally! WOOOH!

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xxEmaeraldxx
21:47 Oct 26 2008

Induction time!

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Gothic Club Classics? That's awesome hehe. I can just imagine CDs like that in Wal-Mart, you know where they have those touch screens and they play sample music like Mambo Mash or whatever the hell?





Gothic Club Classics needs to be listed there too dammit...

Mosquito! yippee!!





Do you hear me? Late at night, when you're tucked into bed and trying to sleep?







eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh zzzzmmmmmm (I'm stuck in your ear now)



That's right... Im going to bite both your eyelids while you're sleeping.

I like how new members are really noticed around here. It doesn't take much to get people to stop by.



It's nice, on most other sites, you're barely a blip on the radar you know?

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ThothLestat
21:12 Oct 23 2008

I read journals... it's what i do!



Take a few minutes to start reading about the covens; you might find one you like & they might take you in when you're ready. Forced inductions aren't necessarily bad, unless you find yourself in a coven you don't like.

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deathnitegrl
16:02 Oct 26 2008

Indeed on other sites you can spend a year there and you hardly get noticed.

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Dammit, I am getting sick of sending out emails.



It takes talent, sending out a damn good email. One that captivates people to the point of near bed wetting.



I want to drive home the point - keeping it short and simple, but I don't want them to think I don't care about them. Even though I don't really... Not a whole lot.



I want the receivers of my email to go "Woah, who is this dude? I wish I was cool enough to hang out with them."



It won't happen...



Dammit...